- Ms. Bitters: There is no prize. They just made it up so kids would work hard for no money.
- Zim: [shouts] Curse you, poop dawg!
- Zim: That hover craft is a joke of engineering and that helmet would never protect your brain from lasers!
- Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
- Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
- Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
- Zim: Continue.
- Computer: Insufficient data.
- Zim: Insufficient data? Can't you just make an educated guess?
- Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
- Zim: I KNEW IT!