Invader ZIM (TV Series)

Door to Door/FBI Warning of Doom (2002)

Richard Steven Horvitz: Zim, Actor, Off Screen Voice, Business Man, Video Kids

Quotes 

• [the video G.I.R is watching is over] 

  Zim : [mockingly]  I'm gonna watch it again!

  [pause] 

  Gir : I'm gonna watch it again!

• Zim : [GIR is eating the Poop Candy Bars]  GIR! Do not eat that filth! It is the key to mystery of the prize!

  GIR : The mystery of the priiiiiiiiiiize.

  [Chocolate liquid spills out of mouth on the word "prize"] 

• [ZIM has a heat-induced fantasy while selling candy bars that an ominous specter - Poop Dog in a hooded cape - comes up to him] 

  Poop Dog : I am...

  Zim : [cuts him off; terrified]  Whoareyou?

  Poop Dog : *I am*...

  Zim : Whoareyou?

  Poop Dog : I AM...

  Zim : WHOAREYOU?

• Ms. Bitters : There is no prize. They just made it up so kids would work hard for no money.

  Zim : [shouts]  Curse you, poop dawg!

• Zim : That hover craft is a joke of engineering and that helmet would never protect your brain from lasers!

• Zim : Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.

  Computer : The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.

  Zim : Continue.

  Computer : Insufficient data.

  Zim : Insufficient data? Can't you just make an educated guess?

  Computer : O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?

  Zim : I KNEW IT!