Invader ZIM (TV Series)

Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars (2003)

Richard Steven Horvitz: ZIM

Quotes 

• Zim : GIR!

  GIR : [Suddenly bursts out of a turkey]  It's me! I was the turkey ALL ALONG!

  Zim : I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to...

  GIR : I was in the turkey! MEEEEE!

  Zim : Yes, so you were.

• Gir : I made mashed potatoes!

  Zim : Yes... And muffins.

• Zim : Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?

  Dib : Yes it is, Zim! It fell from...

  Zim : Isn't it?

  Dib : I SAID IT WAS! Man, you have a problem with listening, Zim.

  Zim : ISN'T IT?

• Zim : You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

  Dib : ...Okay. There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

• Zim : My Tallest! My Tallest, hey, my Talleeeeest! My Tallest! My, my, my my Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey! Hey! Hey over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My TallEST! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My TaaaaaallEST! My Tallest. My TALLest! Hey! MAH TALLEEEEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! My TaaAAALLest! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hi! My Tall! Hey my Tallest! It's me! Look at me! My Tallest? My Tallest! My Tallest?

  Almighty Tallest Red : I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE HOURS now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So, what is it?

  Zim : I just noticed that you're traveling closer to the Earth than EVER before!

  Almighty Tallest Purple : How do you know that?

  Zim : Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

  Almighty Tallest Purple : Hey! That *is* creepy. You're creepy, Zim.

  Zim : Heh heh. Yes, I sure am.

• Zim : [over video link]  Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!

  Dib : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  Professor Membrane : [from basement]  Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!

  Dib : It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!

• Zim : My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!

  Almighty Tallest Red : I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?

  Zim : Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than ever before!

  Almighty Tallest Red : How would you know that?

  Zim : Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

  Almighty Tallest Purple : Hey!... That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

• Zim : You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

  Dib : Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

• Zim : GIR! What are you doing?

  Gir : I made mashed po-ta-toes!

  Zim : Yes... and muffins...

• Zim : Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?

  Dib : Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro...

  Zim : Isn't it?

  Dib : I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.

  Zim : ISN'T IT?