[talking about Sister Nessie]
Adele Cecil: Do you think she comes from around Loch Ness?
Chief Inspector Morse: Bottom of it, I should think!
[Sister Nessie interrupts Morse and Adele as they are talking. She needs to give Morse an injection]
Sister Nessie MacLean: I need his buttocks.
[PC Kershaw gives his verdict on Morse's car. Morse is not impressed!]
PC Adrian Kershaw: It's a terrific piece of retro postmodern nostalgia.
Dr. Millicent 'Millie' Van Buren: The institute of criminology has some really great archives here.
Chief Inspector Morse: That's because Oxford has many scholars and not enough policemen.
Chief Superintendent Strange: [entering Morse's hospital room] You got a temperature?
Chief Inspector Morse: [annoyed] Everyone's got a temperature!