Chief Inspector Morse: It was Mrs. Fallon I knew before she became Mrs. Fallon, Lewis. We were engaged to be married.
[Lewis tells Morse that he has just taken his wife to a new Indian restaurant]
Detective Sergeant Lewis: I'm a steak and baked spud man myself, but Mrs Lewis likes to live on the culinary edge.
[talking about his mechanical bucking bronco]
William Bryce-Morgan: It doesn't eat, it doesn't poo.
William Bryce-Morgan: Pips! There are pips in the lemonade, man!
McGregor: [In heavy Scottish accent] That's because there are pips in the lemons, Master William.
Chief Inspector Morse: Curiosity becomes something of a habit with policeman.