The Incredible Hulk (TV Series)

Fantastic Fortitude (1996)

Chuck McCann: Thing

Quotes 

• Bruce Banner : See, you don't know what it's like living as a monster!

  The Thing : Doc, I'm gonna let that one pass, I think.

  Bruce Banner : Ben, I'm sorry, I...

  The Thing : Nah, nah, it's, it's, it's okay. But to my mind, you're the lucky one. I mean at least you get to spend some time as a human. Me?

  [shrugs] 

  The Thing : I'm always stuck. Like a lumpy pile o' orange granite.

• Dock Worker : Hey babe, you got a phone number?

  She-Hulk : I'm way out of your area code, "babe". Now pardon me, 'cause I'm feeling my super oats!

• Thing : Holy Jeckyll and Hyde! Doc Banner is that big old mouldy green avocado one!

• Bruce Banner : My cousin Jennifer... it's my fault she's become a freak.

  [Thing turns to see She-Hulk posing] 

  The Thing : Yeah, that's *your* idea of a freak.