Sgt. Sam Stanley: Hey, Lt. Banks, you want a lift home?
Lt. Jerry Banks: Hey, thanks, Sam.
Sgt. Sam Stanley: I have to make one stop, sir, at the dump. Won't take but a minute.
Lt. Jerry Banks: No problem, the bus makes a lot more stops than that.
Sgt. Sam Stanley: Haha! You know it.
Lt. Jerry Banks: I fall through a glass door and Stan drives off a cliff. Contagious blindness?
Sgt. Murkland: I'm telling you sir, it was this great big green... thing.
Col. Drake: Or a great big brown bottle, say a fifth.
[the Hulk has approached a basic training activity]
Mahalovich: You think he's non-com?
Brubeck: Either that or a secret weapon.
Training Sergeant: [calling to Brubeck and Mahalovich] Get your tails over here!
Brubeck: [to Mahalovich] Boy, I ain't waiting to find out.
M.P.: Uh, you'd better stay put until they decide what to do with you, Mister.
Dr. David Bruce Banner: I'm not a prisoner. I'm a patient.