I'm so sorry. They're usually very well behaved children. They're just a little mischievious... like their mom!
Mm-hmm. Uh, well, that is so heartwarming that it makes me want to run out and get pregnant and go through nine hours of labor just so I can know what you're talkin' about.
But, um, if your little angels are so well behaved... why come they runnin' round here like they at a special at Kmart or something?