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"The IT Crowd" The Red Door (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

Roy: You can't upset the harmony of the place.

Jen: Harmony? What harmony?

Roy: I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess but its actually a very delicate ecosystem.

Moss: Ecosystem

[makes circular motion with hands]

Roy: Everything is connected.

Moss: Connected

[mimes being connected]

Roy: It's like the rainforest.

Moss: Much like the rainforest

[mimes rain falling]

Roy: You change one thing...

Moss: [holds up one finger]

Roy: ...even the tiniest bit, and the whole rainforest dies.

Moss: [mimes hanging himself]

Moss: [laughing] Oh, dear me.

Jen: What are you laughing at?

Moss: This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!

Jen: 'Cradle Of Filth'? I presume that's a band.

Richmond: Hmm.

Jen: It's not literally a cradle of filth.

Richmond: Ooh, no! That would be horrible!

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Jen: How come you never see Goths driving cars?

Richmond: Oh, we drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth.

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Jen: Can I ask you two a question?

Roy: Please, Christ, yes!

Moss: Wait, wait, one moment. Wait.

[goes to computer]

Moss: OK, go.

Jen: How can you two live like this?

Moss: "How can you two...

Roy: Don't Google the question, Moss!

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Moss: Richmond's-out-of-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-room-why-is-he-out-of-his-room?

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Moss: Jiminy! Jones! Look, the nature of the thing that is happening has changed slightly, rendering it yet more interesting!

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Moss: Notice anything?

Roy: What?

Moss: Guess.

Roy: Your eyes? Something wrong with your eyes.

Moss: What? No, I have a new cup. What's wrong with my eyes?

Roy: It's not very distinctive, is it? How's anyone supposed to know it's yours?

Moss: There's a picture of me on it.

Roy: ...No there isn't!

Moss: Yes, there is.

Roy: No, there isn't Moss.

Moss: Yes, there is. I am sick of my things going walkabout. With this picture, everyone knows that a certain Mr Moss might be looking for his cup.

Roy: There is nothing on the cup!

Moss: Wrangle with him, and you will find your hands full, my friend.

Roy: Wrangle with who? There's no one there!

[a few minutes later]

Moss: Ask me where it is.

Roy: Where what is?

Moss: The picture.

Roy: OK. Where's the picture, Moss?

Moss: It's on the base, Roy.

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Roy: What is that?

Jen: Goat's cheese salad.

Roy: Ugh! Ohhh!

Jen: You don't like goat's cheese?

Roy: I don't like goat's anything. I don't like goats being involved in any stage of the food production process.

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Moss: Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?

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Jen: What are you eating anyway?

Roy: It's a bucket of fried chicken. And it comes in a real bucket.

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Moss: Roy's stuck under a desk.

Jen: Stuck under a desk?

Moss: Yes, that is an unusual text isn't it, it isn't just me.

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Jen: [Denholm laughs at a cup of tea] Hello, Denholm.

Denholm: Hi Jen, I'm just enjoying this cup of tea.

[Keeps laughing]

Denholm: Brilliant!

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Jen: [Moss is laughing and Jen starts giggling too] What are you laughing at?

Moss: This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!

[Jen turns away]

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Richmond: [Explaining what he's seen while at work] And this one, flash, flash, flash, then wait for it. Nothing for awhile. Here it comes. Double flash!

Jen: Wow, it's obvious you're going mad.

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