I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Towering Alan (1997)
Constantine Gregory: Chris Feathers
Quotes
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Chris Feathers : [at Tony Hayers' funeral] Brilliant man.
Alan Partridge : Oh, yes. He had a second class honours degree in media studies from Loughborough University. What a waste.
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Alan Partridge : Bottom line, Chris, I want a 6 month contract at the BBC to make television programs.
Chris Feathers : No, Alan. I'm not going to give you a 6 month contract.
Alan Partridge : Yeah, you're just like all the rest, aren't you? You sit there on your fat, spotty behind, in a dead man's chair,
[indicates Lynn]
Alan Partridge : leching at her like a piece of meat.
Chris Feathers : [takes out a letter] Alan, Alan, Alan... I'm not going to give you a 6 month contract because I have prepared... a 5 year one.
Alan Partridge : [overwhelmed and very embarrassed at the same time] Huh? That's brilliant.
Chris Feathers : 200,000 pounds a year.
Alan Partridge : That's a million pounds. Jurassic Park. I'm sorry for saying you're fat before, I just mean you're big-boned.
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[at Tony Hayers' funeral, Alan really wants to talk to Chris Feathers but keeps being introduced to other people]
Chris Feathers : Oh, Alan, have you met Jane?
Alan Partridge : Yeah, I've done her. Erm, Chris can I...
Chris Feathers : Er, just two minutes.
[he goes to talk to someone else]
Alan Partridge : [to Jane, Tony Hayers' widow] He keeps saying that!
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Chris Feathers : How about celebrating? Let's get a bottle of Bolly!
Alan Partridge : Sod that! Let's have some champagne!