I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Towering Alan (1997)

Phil Cornwell: Dave Clifton

Quotes 

• Dave Clifton : [on air, in his corny radio DJ voice]  I think you're splidding hairs a little bit there, Alan.

  Alan Partridge : Sorry, "splidding"?

  Dave Clifton : Yeah, splitting, you know?

  Alan Partridge : Sorry, it's difficult to understand you when you say "splidding" because I know in real life you say "splitting". Interesting way you subtitute a 'd' for a 't' when you're broadcasting. If you ask me, it's the behaviour of a "dosser".

  Dave Clifton : A "dosser"?

  Alan Partridge : Yes, a "dosser" and a "dwad".

  Dave Clifton : Ha ha. Alan Partridge there...

  Alan Partridge : There are others, aren't there, there's "did-head" and there's "dalendless shid". And, if rumours are to be believed, you're back on the "boddle".

  Dave Clifton : Er, this is "Einstein A Go-Go"...

  Alan Partridge : "Gid". That's "git".