Five years have passed and Alan is back on local radio following a nervous breakdown and getting the push from the BBC. Living in a caravan with Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja whilst his dream house is built he has a (poorly-selling ) autobiography,entitled Bouncing Back. A chance meeting at the garage where Michael now works with his old headmaster leads to an invitation to address the sixth-form - a predictable disaster. Meeting former school-mate Phil,now a teacher,recalls a bitter memory when Alan was caned for something Phil had done and a row which sees him ejected from the premises. Phil comes to the garage to apologise but Alan is intent on revenge - leading to him being besieged in the garage. Written by
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
Andrew Burt, who plays Alan's former headmaster is also the "Voice" of Radio Norwich in series one and two. See more
It's just a wet t-shirt competition, Lynn. It's not hardcore super-sex.
Lyrics by Roma Ryan
and music by Enya
Performed by Enya See more