Helped by Sonja,Alan devises a meticulous plan to watch,on video,all the James Bond films in sequence over the bank holiday weekend,but excludes Michael from the viewing out of pique that Michael has a new best friend,an Americanophile,Terry,who calls himself Tex. Unfortunately Lynn spills drinks over almost all the videos and,when Alan remonstrates with her,Gordon,her ex-policeman boyfriend,threatens Alan to back down so he gives her a pay rise instead. After an unsuccessful effort to make John the builder his new best friend he reconciles with Michael,only to find that 'Tex' has recorded 'America's Strongest Man' over the one intact Bond film. As a result Alan declares himself to be Norfolk's Maddest Man. Written by
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When Alan is describing the opening sequence to 'The Spy Who Loved Me' he describes the enemy skiers as 'wearing black suits with yellow piping'. In fact, they have red piping. The enemy skiers that have yellow piping appear in 'For Your Eyes Only' See more
"The Spy Who Loved Me" is a brilliant film. It begin in forest in Germany...
It's Austria! Austria!
What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jack...
What's the one with the, with the volcano, and it splits up and a big rocket comes out with all Chinkies jumping up and down?
Isn't that, er, "Thunderball"?
No. No! No! No! Stop getting Bond wrong! I'll tell you about "The Spy Who Loved Me". All do that with your fingers round your eye. I am Roger Moore. Bang! Blood dribbles ...
References Return of the Saint
Written by Prince
Performed by Prince and The Revolution See more