Alan has failed to secure a second series but, too cowardly to tell the station staff, finds reasons to sack them instead. He does, however, keep on Jill, the flirtatious receptionist and, for a Valentine 's Day date, takes her to an owl sanctuary and then on to dinner at the hotel where he serenades her embarrassingly. They embark upon a night of passion but it does not go as planned, giving Alan an excuse to sack Jill as well. Written by
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Did You Know?
Longstanton Spice Museum does not actually exist and was made up purely for the purposes of this programme. There is however a "Long Stanton" in Cambridgeshire, which is maybe the location Alan refers to. See more
[about to have sex
Let battle commence.
References Fatal Attraction
Thunder and Lightning
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