Alan has failed to secure a second series but, too cowardly to tell the station staff, finds reasons to sack them instead. He does, however, keep on Jill, the flirtatious receptionist and, for a Valentine 's Day date, takes her to an owl sanctuary and then on to dinner at the hotel where he serenades her embarrassingly. They embark upon a night of passion but it does not go as planned, giving Alan an excuse to sack Jill as well. Written by
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Did You Know?
Longstanton Spice Museum does not actually exist and was made up purely for the purposes of this programme. There is however a "Long Stanton" in Cambridgeshire, which is maybe the location Alan refers to. See more
[while having sex
Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*.
References Fatal Attraction
(They Long to Be) Close to You
Written by Burt Bacharach
and Hal David
Performed by Steve Coogan See more