I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

A Room with an Alan (1997)

Felicity Montagu: Lynn Benfield

Quotes 

• Lynn : What if Tony Hayers sees "Cook Pass Babtridge" painted on your car?

  Alan Partridge : Don't worry, Lynn, I'll play it down.

• Alan Partridge : OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. So, you be Tony Hayers. Hello, Tony. How are you?

  Lynn : I'm fine. How are you?

  Alan Partridge : Um... Oh, very busy. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one.

  Lynn : Good. Would you like a second series of your chat show?

  Alan Partridge : I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn.

  Lynn : We might give you a second series.

  Alan Partridge : That's about right. OK, uh... small-talk. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony?

  Lynn : Oh, yes please.

  Alan Partridge : Rolled on the thighs of a virgin.

  [Lynn is taken aback by this] 

  Alan Partridge : I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Enjoy it.