I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
A Room with an Alan (1997)
Philip Fox: Estate Agent
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : [expanding a dining table] Yes, it's an extender! Fantastic. That is the icing on the cake. You know, if King Arthur had an extender on his table.
Estate Agent : Would have been a different story, really.
Alan Partridge : Well, it wouldn't have been round.
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[Alan is being shown around a new house]
Estate Agent : Living room.
Alan Partridge : Oh, I like this. Yes. Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here, isn't there?
Estate Agent : Could swing a tiger in here, really!
Alan Partridge : You could, couldn't you, yes. Wouldn't want to, though. Not unless it had been stunned. Even then it's going to weigh the best part of a ton.
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Alan Partridge : I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Mind if I... have a go?
Estate Agent : Sure. Help yourself.
[pause]
Alan Partridge : Uh, have a go on the loo?
[another short pause then the estate agent realises what Alan wants]
Estate Agent : Oh, sorry! Sorry. Yes.
Alan Partridge : I prefer to go alone.
Estate Agent : [leaving] Sure, sure!
Alan Partridge : [shutting the door] Most times.
[cut to the lounge downstairs, the estate agent and Lynn are waiting in silence for Alan. Alan then bursts in through the double doors]
Alan Partridge : It flushed on the first yank! I love this house.