With his chat show and his marriage both over Alan is now living at the Linton Travel Lodge and DJing on the early show for Radio Norwich. He is desperate for a second series - so desperate he sees himself as lap-dancing for BBC controller Tony Hayers - but when he is told that no series will be forth-coming he attacks Hayers with a lump of cheese. He returns to his hotel room and, after a heart-to-heart with his devoted assistant Lynn, injures himself going for the mini-bar. Written by
don @ minifie-1
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When Alan returns to the living room after using the toilet, a crew member and cables on the floor are clearly visible on the left side of the screen as he puts his jacket on. See more
Right, well, I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news.
I'm leaving you, you cow!
[Susan looks bemused and slightly scared. There is an awkward pause
Sorry, bit of a joke there. Backfired. No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week.
Written by Paul McCartney
and Linda McCartney
Performed by Denny Laine See more