- Barney Kurtz: [two strangers meet in the Atlantic City sketch at the Tropicana] Well, hello!
- Fred Mertz: Hello, stranger. Well, are you here for the convention?
- Barney Kurtz: For the Dairyman's Convention.
- Fred Mertz: Good for you. I'm from, uh, Wisconsin.
- Barney Kurtz: And I am from Illinois, sir.
- Fred Mertz: Good. That's a mighty nice part of the country.
- Barney Kurtz: What hotel you stopping at?
- Fred Mertz: Hotel? I'm only gonna be here three days!
- [both laugh heartily]