- Fred Mertz: Rick, did I ever tell you what happened to Ethel and me on our honeymoon?
- Ricky Ricardo: [with a touch of sarcasm] Not lately.
- Fred Mertz: Oh. Did I tell you, Lucy?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yes.
- Ethel Mertz: [Fred turns toward Ethel] I was there!
- Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you remember the musicians' picnic last Fourth of July?
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, what a day that was.
- Ethel Mertz: What happened?
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, well, we...
- Ricky Ricardo: I'll tell it, Dear. The musicians' local was having a picnic... and all the boys in the band wanted to go... We left about, eh, ten o'clock.
- Lucy Ricardo: It was twelve o'clock.
- Ricky Ricardo: No, Dear, it was ten o'clock.
- Lucy Ricardo: No, Honey, it was twelve o'clock.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, what's the difference?
- Fred Mertz: Two hours.
- Lucy Ricardo: I don't know how you treat your women in Cuba, but this is the United States, and I have my rights.
- Ricky Ricardo: I am not arguing about women's right. I am the first one to agree that women should have all the rights they want. As long as they stay in their place.
- Fred Mertz: That's tellin' her.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, you're just as bad as he is, Fred. You men tell us that we have equal rights, but you certainly don't give us a chance to act like it.
- Fred Mertz: [indignant] What do you want? You've got the vote, you wear pants, you drive buses, you wrestle, you go everyplace you please except the steam room in the YMCA.