I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

Where'd You Go-Go? (1965)

Bill Daily: Captain Roger Healey

Quotes 

• Capt. : [Jeannie has just reversed Tony's car straight into the side of Roger's car. He gets out of his car, furious]  You idiot! You moron!

  [moves towards the driver's side] 

  Capt. : Look what you did? Boy, I have seen some stupid driving in my time but I've never seen

  [sees Jeannie for the first time] 

  Capt. : a more beautiful girl in my life! How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : I am so sorry. I did not see you.

  [she gets out of the car to inspect the damage] 

  Capt. : [mesmerized]  Oh, don't worry about it. I'll get another one. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : [upset]  I have broken the eye that shines in front!

  Capt. : Oh it's nothing. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : [laughs]  You are very persistent.

  Capt. : I'm also very loveable. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : But I do not know anything about you.

  Capt. : What's there to know? I'm just your average, everyday astronaut.

  Jeannie : Astronaut?

  [realizes who he is] 

  Jeannie : Ah, then you're a friend of...

  Capt. : Of who?

  Jeannie : Never mind.

  [smiles] 

  Jeannie : I *will* have dinner with you tonight.

• Jeannie : [while on a date, Tony is shocked to run into Jeannie on a date with Roger]  Wait! The coffee may be too hot.

  [Holds Roger's coffee cup in her hands while Tony looks on jealously] 

  Jeannie : It is just right.

  [gives Roger the cup] 

  Capt. : [completely entranced by her]  Don't wake me up.

  [Tony looks even more tortured at this] 

  Jeannie : [smiles sweetly at him]  I bet *you* would notice if you were having breakfast with a chimpanzee.

  [Glances knowingly at Tony] 

  Capt. : [smiles shrewdly at Jeannie]  Not if he were reading a newspaper.

  Diane : The thing I like about this conversation is, I don't know what anybody's saying