- Captain Anthony Nelson: Jeannie, listen, try to understand this. In the service, the kind of woman a man marries is very important. "And what does your wife do, Captain Nelson?" "Well, she's a genie, sir, I put her in a bottle every night." How's that gonna look on my service record?
- Captain Anthony Nelson: The point is, sir, you've only met her once, and, well, you don't know what she's like.
- Dr. Alfred Bellows: You're quite wrong, Captain. I am a psychiatrist. I know more about that girl than you'll ever know.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Would you like to bet on that, sir?
- Dr. Alfred Bellows: I pride myself on being a rather keen judge of human nature.
- Captain Anthony Nelson: Human nature? Well, that's not exactly what we're talking about.