- Major Roger Healey: You're gonna give me one wish? Oh, boy! I'm rich. Oh, yachts and chateaus!
- Jeannie: Chateaus and yachts.
- Major Roger Healey: Yeah, I got it. Wait, no, wait, wait, wait! I'll be a rich movie star. that's it.
- Jeannie: A movie star? Rich movie star.
- Major Roger Healey: No, no, no, no! Oh wait, maybe I should be a brain surgeon.
- Jeannie: Brain surgeon.
- Major Anthony Nelson: Roger, you know, you're the funniest man I've ever met.
- Major Roger Healey: You know something? You know what I wished when I was a little boy? I wished I were the funniest man in the world.
- [Jeannie changes Roger into Groucho Marx]
- Groucho Marx: Here, you hold this... and I'll hold this.
- [Gives his cigar to Tony, and hugs Jeannie]