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"Huff" Lipstick on Your Panties (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Beth Huffstodt: Huff!

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: What?

Beth Huffstodt: There are Byrd's underpants and there's red lipstick smeared inside the front area.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: No.

Beth Huffstodt: Yes, I just found it in his pants. There are the pants that he wore to Tim Winnick's last night.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Okay.

Beth Huffstodt: What is it?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Okay.

Beth Huffstodt: How did it get there?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Okay.

Beth Huffstodt: Is he putting lipstick on his penis?

[Huff shrugs]

Beth Huffstodt: I don't even think drag queens do that. What'll we do?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Use bleach.

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Beth Huffstodt: Blow job parties! Who thought of that?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: A guy, probably.

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Beth Huffstodt: Well, my experience with 13-year-old boys is that they don't really put a lot of thought into floral arrangements.

Sheila Connelly: Yeah, well their mothers do.

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Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: [When Beth and Huff ask Byrd about the lipstick smears found in his underwear] Buddy, I'd love to help you, but I just don't know where to begin.

Beth Huffstodt: And I don't know if I should be angry or worried.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: We just don't know why you have lipstick, you know, down there.

Byrd Huffstodt: It's really no big deal.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Good.

Beth Huffstodt: Then it should be easy to tell us about it.

Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it.

Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that your father and I need to learn. Honey, we could join P.F.L.A.G.

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Why? He's not... Oh.

Byrd Huffstodt: What is P.F.L.A.G.?

Beth Huffstodt: Parents Of Lesbians And Gays. It's a support group for parents whose children are gay.

Byrd Huffstodt: What? What are you talking about? I'm not gay.

Beth Huffstodt: Oh. But isn't the rainbow a symbol for the gay community?

Byrd Huffstodt: It's a rainbow party. It's where girls wear lipstick and give guys blow jobs. That's it.

Beth Huffstodt: Blowjobs?

Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: That's it?

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