How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Duel (2005)

Jacqueline Pinol: Jackie

Quotes 

• Robin : [At the hospital after Lily was stabbed]  Is she OK?

  Marshall : They're just patching her up. She's gonna be fine.

  Barney : So get this, I was on a date with this girl, Jackie.

  [Ted, Marshall and Robin give him a look] 

  Barney : What? You said she's fine. So, anyway, I was on date with this girl, Jackie...

  Barney : [At the bar]  Wow, Jackie, you make a really great first impression. I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie Ohhh.

  Jackie : Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to lemon law you.

  [Leaves] 

  Barney : [Back at the hospital]  It's out there, it's a thing. The lemon law is a thing. Damn, I should have called it Barney's law.