Memorable quotes for
"House M.D." Histories (2005)

Dr. Gregory House: You gonna tell me why this case?
Dr. James Wilson: She's my new girlfriend. I'm having a tattoo designed, I was hoping you could find out her name.
Dr. Gregory House: So, she's just another sick person the kindly Dr. Wilson has made sure doesn't get lost in the big ugly system.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [approaching with two young-looking female interns] Dr. House!
Dr. Gregory House: Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
Dr. Wilson: Get me some Thin Mints.

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Dr. James Wilson: [House is going through Wilson's file] You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word friend can also be translated as "limping twerp".

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Dr. Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. Gregory House: I don't *need* to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.

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Dr. Gregory House: [breaking up an argument between Dr. Wilson and Dr. Foreman] Okay you two, grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.

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Dr. Gregory House: [in Cuddy's office with Foreman] Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us!
Dr. Gregory House: [to Foreman] Go check out the hood, Dawg.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: The cancer wouldn't account for the alleged twitch, or any of her other alleged symptoms.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, it would. Neoplastic syndrome associated with a cancer would cause her to twitch like a bunny on crystal meth.

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