Stacy Warner: Why does this matter to you?
Dr. Gregory House: It's an anomaly. Anomalies bug me.
Stacy Warner: Then you're going to suffer.
Stacy Warner: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.
Dr. Gregory House: That makes no sense at all.
Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?
Peter Foster: Patient, 62 years old, you prescribe Viagra. I looked in vain for the words "erectile dysfunction" in the notes for... Delores Smith?
Dr. Wilson: [Wilson calls House on Stacy's cell phone] Do you know your phone's dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries?
Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
Fletcher Stone: Couldn't tackle the bear. They took my stain.
Dr. Eric Foreman: If a human being had actually *looked* at his blood anywhere along the way, instead of just running tests through the computer, the parasites would have jumped out at them.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Price of the electronic age.
Dr. Robert Chase: [to Foreman] The only thing you've been asked to do is supervise House in case he does something insane.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Which might, you know, save a life.
Dr. Gregory House: You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer".