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"House" Failure to Communicate (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?

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Stacy Warner: Why does this matter to you?

Dr. Gregory House: It's an anomaly. Anomalies bug me.

Stacy Warner: Then you're going to suffer.

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Stacy Warner: If I thought you were capable of listening, I'd shut up.

Dr. Gregory House: That makes no sense at all.

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Peter Foster: Patient, 62 years old, you prescribe Viagra. I looked in vain for the words "erectile dysfunction" in the notes for... Delores Smith?

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Dr. Wilson: [Wilson calls House on Stacy's cell phone] Do you know your phone's dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries?

Dr. Gregory House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.

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Fletcher Stone: Couldn't tackle the bear. They took my stain.

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Dr. Eric Foreman: If a human being had actually *looked* at his blood anywhere along the way, instead of just running tests through the computer, the parasites would have jumped out at them.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Price of the electronic age.

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Dr. Robert Chase: [to Foreman] The only thing you've been asked to do is supervise House in case he does something insane.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Which might, you know, save a life.

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Dr. Gregory House: You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer".

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Dr. Robert Chase: You're not my boss.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm House's boss. House is your boss. The math is pretty simple.

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