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Coffins and Cradles (2003)
Melissa Bardin Galsky: Melissa Robbins
Quotes
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Ronald Lynch : Well, good morning!
Brendon , Jason Penopolis , Melissa Robbins : [together, sing-songy] Good morning, Mr. Lynch.
Ronald Lynch : You kids excited about the Halloween Party on Saturday?
Brendon , Jason Penopolis , Melissa Robbins : Yes, Mr. Lynch.
Ronald Lynch : Stop doing that.
Brendon , Jason Penopolis , Melissa Robbins : Yes, Mr. Ly...
Ronald Lynch : Stop!
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Brendon : Jason, I heard. You gonna be OK?
Melissa Robbins : I had to smack him a few times.
Jason Penopolis : Yeah, she did.
Brendon : She did, really? How was it?
Jason Penopolis : I loved it.
Melissa Robbins : Me too!
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Coach McGuirk : [Melissa enters Coach McGuirk's hospital room in her Halloween costume] Oh my god it's death!
Melissa Robbins : Coach, it's me, Melissa.
Coach McGuirk : [sarcastically] Oh my god it's Melissa.
Melissa Robbins : This is my costume.
Coach McGuirk : Hey, you know Melissa, you probably shouldn't be walking around the hospital dressed as death.
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Melissa Robbins : [Melissa finds Jason in a closet on a sugar binge] Jason? Oh my gosh, what are you drinking?
Jason Penopolis : Glucose. Go away.
Melissa Robbins : I will not go away!
Jason Penopolis : You... . You made me this way!
Melissa Robbins : [hugs Jason] It's gonna be OK.
Jason Penopolis : Candy...
Melissa Robbins : No more candy...
Jason Penopolis : ...candy... I need more! Let go of me Melissa! Let go!
Melissa Robbins : I'll never let go!
Jason Penopolis : Let go you crappy bitch!
Melissa Robbins : [Melissa slaps Jason] Snap out of it!
[She slaps him again]
Jason Penopolis : Oww!
Melissa Robbins : Now listen to me!
Jason Penopolis : No!
[She slaps him again]
Jason Penopolis : Ow!
Melissa Robbins : You want another one?
Jason Penopolis : [quieter] No, please.
Melissa Robbins : I'm sorry I had to do that again.
[She slaps him]
Jason Penopolis : Alright, alright. I'm calm. I'm calm.
[She slaps him again]
Jason Penopolis : Ow! Melissa, I said I was calm.
Melissa Robbins : Sorry, it looked like you were going to act up again.
Jason Penopolis : No, I said I was calm. That's why I said it.
Melissa Robbins : Jason!
[She backhands him]
Jason Penopolis : Ah! Melissa, I...
Melissa Robbins : No talking back!
Jason Penopolis : I'm not ta...
Melissa Robbins : No, you listen to me!
Jason Penopolis : I am.
Melissa Robbins : I need you to *calm* *down*!
Jason Penopolis : I told you, Melissa, I...
Melissa Robbins : I don't wanna have to.
[She slaps him twice]
Jason Penopolis : [still calm] Melissa, please, stop slapping me.
Melissa Robbins : Calm... down... Jason. Jason!
[She slaps him]
Jason Penopolis : [getting agitated again] Ow! I'm not...!
Melissa Robbins : What has gotten into you?
Jason Penopolis : I am calm! I'm... .
[she starts slapping him repeatedly]
Jason Penopolis : Ow! I'm calm! Melissa, stop slapping, I'm calm!
Melissa Robbins : It's gonna be OK!
[She slaps him again]
Jason Penopolis : Oww!
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Melissa Robbins : [Lynch is bruised and bandaged in a wheel chair, still in his cat costume] Mr. Lynch, what happened?
Ronald Lynch : What happened? I fell down a fucking flight of fucking stairs because I was looking for your ass, meow.
Doctor : That's just the drugs talking.
Coach McGuirk : Wow, I... I like those. Can I have those? The ones that make you go 'meow'?
Ronald Lynch : Meow.
Coach McGuirk : Doctor?
Doctor : I'll call the pharmacy. Who wants drugs?