Home Improvement (TV Series)
You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts (1993)
Kevin Scannell: Officer Lambert
Quotes
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Tim : [Tim stops at a gas station to ask for directions] Officer?
Officer Lambert : Hi there, what can I do for you?
Tim : I'm on my way to a wedding and I gotta find 127.
Officer Lambert : 127? That's pretty far! You're REALLY lost!
Marty : WAY lost!
Tim : Well, I let my wife do the navigating. You know how that is!
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Officer Lambert : You're on County Road 6. You wanna follow it north, two-tenths of a mile of 20.
Tim : Is north right or left?
Officer Lambert : It's left.
Tim : Thanks alot, you guys.
[Goes to leave]
Marty : No, he can't go that way!
Officer Lambert : Sure he can, Marty.
Marty : Radio says County Road 6 closed near 20 John. Fallen tree.
Officer Lambert : Ah, yeah!
Marty : You can take County Road 6, turn west on Elmwood.
Officer Lambert : Which is right before Oakwood! So you hit Oakwood, you've gone too far!
Tim : What's before Elmwood?
Officer Lambert : Etchwood! But what do you care? You're going to Elmwood!
Tim : [Smiles - even more confused. Goes to leave] Thanks, guys.
Officer Lambert : Whoa whoa whoa whoa... what am I talking about? Elmwood's closed!
Tim : Fallen tree?
Officer Lambert : No, dead cow! Frozen to the highway!
Tim : What?
Marty : Happens alot!