Home Improvement (TV Series)

You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts (1993)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

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• Tim : I really was sure that I knew where I was going. I sensed it, you know.

  Wilson : Men navigate by instincts and women navigate by landmarks.

  Tim : Yeah, she kept talking about some huge man with a donut.

  Wilson : That's the sign for Bill's Big Bun Bonanza.

• Wilson : Tim, don't sell your stupid instincts short. Do you realize that people have a tiny compass in their nose?

  Tim : I was never aware of that. No.

  Wilson : Yes, people have a tiny iron deposit in their nose. And that gives them directions to magnetic north and since men have more iron in their bodies than women, it only follows that they would make a better compass.

  Tim : Then how come I couldn't find the wedding?

  Wilson : Well, Tim, a map is a little more acurate than your nose. It's also a heck of a lot easier to fold.

  Tim : [Later; to Jill]  I just got all disoriented, even though my nose is filled with iron boogers.