It's Tim's birthday, and he plans to go to a NASCAR race. However, Jill purchased tickets for the two of them, plus Al, Heidi, and Wilson to go on a river-rafting trip. They go rafting, but Tim reserves a luxury trailer for sleeping.
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Michael row the boat ashore / Hallelujah...
[singing to the tune of 'Michael Row the Boat Ashore'
Then the feds / They taxed him more / They always SCREWWWWW-ya.