Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry (1996)

Zachery Ty Bryan: Brad Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : [Tim is fantasizing that he and his family are wooden dolls]  Let's not get hung up on how we look. There are more important things to think about during the holidays.

  Brad : Like your lighting contest?

  Tim : Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm through putting Christmas lights on this house. I'm giving all the holiday lights to the homeless.

  Jill : And where exactly are the homeless going to hang them?

  Tim : Good point... We'll give them the house too!