Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry (1996)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : [Tim is fantasizing that he and his family are wooden dolls]  Let's not get hung up on how we look. There are more important things to think about during the holidays.

  Brad : Like your lighting contest?

  Tim : Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm through putting Christmas lights on this house. I'm giving all the holiday lights to the homeless.

  Jill : And where exactly are the homeless going to hang them?

  Tim : Good point... We'll give them the house too!

• [Tim is dreaming that he and his family are wooden dolls] 

  Tim : Boys, go get your rooms and put them in the box.

  Mark : But where are we going to live?

  Tim : You, you, you. You people have got to stop thinking about yourselves.

  Jill : Tim, you've changed. You're caring. Giving. You're... loving. And you've got a termite coming out of your ear.

  Tim : Have a little compassion. Even the lowliest creature needs a friend.

• Jill : I'm so glad our family values are rubbing off on you.

  Randy : What do you mean?

  Jill : Well your father and I have always taught you that holidays are about sharing and putting other people first.

  Tim : [Enters]  Honey, look what we got. The last turkey they had. The biggest one. It's all mine, mine, mine!