- Mothers: [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain...
- Tim: [holding a baby] Whoa. Something's coming out, but it definitely isn't the sun.
- Tim: I haven't talked to you in such a long time. You look great!
- Lisa: So do you, but something's different.
- Al Borland: No bandages.
- Lisa: That's it.
- Al Borland: Remember the time Tim nailed his foot to the floor?
- Lisa: Oh yeah. Remember when he glued his head to the table?
- Tim: So, did anybody see Tool Time today?
- Brad Taylor: I did and it was the best Tool Time ever. So, when are you gonna get a third tool girl?
- Heidi Keppert: [Lisa just got a job as a paramedic] They said 3 years with Tim is like 10 years experience in emergency.