- Tim Taylor: [incredulous of Wilson] Everybody's got a TV!
- Wilson: Not me; I just use my imagination... watch the pictures inside my mind.
- Tim Taylor: ...Cuts down on reruns, then, doesn't it?
- Wilson: Not really, Tim; there's always déjà vu.
- Jill Taylor: Tim, what do you actually know about installing a satellite dish?
- Tim Taylor: It's simple. Mount it, point it straight up. Any man could do that.
- Jill Taylor: Yeah, but it has to stay up longer than ten seconds.