In Tool Time: It's "Salute to Safety" week. The Guys from K & B Construction are back for a safety demonstration. Tim reads a letter from a viewer who thinks Tim has taken the show too far with all the macho grunting stuff. Tim burns the letter with a construction-use flame thrower. At home: Randy teases Brad about Jennifer wanting a kiss. Jill has prepared a surprise romantic evening for two, but Tim goes from Tool Time to a bar with the construction workers. And Tim is so thick he can't take a hint when he calls home and Jill says that she is "really looking forward to" seeing him and listening to Billie Holliday while waiting. He promises to be at home in 15 minutes but actually arrives after two hours. Jill isn't pleased... Written by
Toni Tapola, Finland
Did You Know?
The title comes from the pledge by candidate George Bush during the 1988 Presidential campaign: "Read my lips. No new taxes!" See more
When Jill gets up from the table to get something to eat, she goes toward the china cabinet for a dish, the cereal is already out, which she never went to the cabinet to get. See more
If a woman holds up a stop sign, if she designed it, it would say "If you really knew me, you'd know what you should do right now".
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