Randy Taylor: [to Sir Larry] Hey, you're great! I saw you at Chris Johnson's birthday party!
Sir Larry Houdini: Ahhh, lovely little girl.
Randy Taylor: Chris is a boy.
Sir Larry Houdini: Strange little boy.
Tim Taylor: I don't know what it is about football and me; I'm obsessed, I think.
Wilson: Well, why do you think that is, Tim?
Tim Taylor: I think it's 'cause I love it, Wilson. I love the surprise, and the strategy, and the strength, and the big guys with the logos and the colorful helmets, the shine of the pads, and the mouthguards and the cleats, and the hittin', the impact, the swearin', the sweatin', arr arr arr arr!... It sets me free!