Tim: For men, there are two kinds of vegetables: your beans and your potatoes. I had my beans yesterday.
Al: I know.
Tim: And remember, if your drill says Binford... GET OUTTA THE HOUSE. TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK.
Tim: And now, the moment we've all been waiting for: the introduction of the Man's Kitchen. A guy's galley. I am man, hear me roast.
Al: Well, Tim, what do you say we start'er up?
Tim: That's right. Only kitchen I know that has an ignition system.
[flicks some switches and turns the key. SFX: engine won't start]
Tim: Come on, come on.
Al: Maybe we should get jumper cables, hook it up to another kitchen.
Tim: Think I got it.
[tries again. Man's Kitchen activates]
Tim: Listen to that baby pur.