[
as requested, Zubin reads "affirmations" to Monica Keppel, who believes in faith-healing, while she is under anaesthetic. He adds a few of his own]
Zubin Khan:
[
reading from sheet] "Please speak the following healing affirmations into the patient's ear in a calm, relaxing voice." Hello, Monica. I am Two Trees Blowing In The Wind, your anaesthetist.
Ric Griffin:
It doesn't say that.
Zubin Khan:
Your operation has gone well. When you wake, you will be comfortable and you will urinate easily.
Ric Griffin:
It does say that.
Zubin Khan:
She's done her research. You will be hungry for - insert appropriate dietary requirements - and your body is now ready to complete the chain of healing. "Repeat the statement three times." Oh, I forgot a bit. And, Monica, when you wake up you will also believe that you're a giant talking rabbit.
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