Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall? (1968)

Richard Dawson: Newkirk

Quotes 

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Have you got everything straight?

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : [dressed as Klink]  Maybe you better run through it once more. Klink isn't too bright, you know.

  [laughs. LeBeau glares at him] 

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. It's of great military importance.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : And if he asks any questions?

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I... think of something else.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly.

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : I think it's much safer to think of something else.

  Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Andrew, the station master is a little old man.

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help.