Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

The Late Inspector General (1965)

John Dehner: General von Platzen

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• General von Platzen : And your explanation, Colonel Dugan...

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Hogan.

  General von Platzen : ...for zhe boom boom and all of that?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : A legitimate escape attempt by men tortured beyond the limit of their endurance.

  General von Platzen : Ach, so. A strange coincidence that it should occur during my visit.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, to be honest with you, it was a slip up in our intelligence.

• General von Platzen : Klink, do you consider yourself competent enough to undertake the task of arresting yourself?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Jawohl! Arrest... myself?

  General von Platzen : Only until I get back to Berlin, then I will have professionals arrest you.

• General von Platzen : Mainly, you just sit vhere and look pretty.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Thanks, I will.

• General von Platzen : I assure you, Klink, pickpockets to be running our prison camps we don't need.