Highlander (TV Series)

Indiscretions (1998)

Jim Byrnes: Joe Dawson

Quotes 

• Adam Pierson : You know, we actually make a really good team. We could be like Scully and Mulder.

  Joe Dawson : Yeah right.

  Adam Pierson : Sipowicz and Simone.

  Joe Dawson : Whatever.

  Adam Pierson : Caligula and Incitatus. Maybe not Incitatus 'cause he was a horse.

  Joe Dawson : Will you shut up?

• [last lines] 

  Joe : I thought I might give this, uh, father thing a shot.

  [Amy looks reluctant] 

  Joe : Some day. When you're ready.

  Amy : [Genuinely]  Maybe. Goodbye, Joe.

  [She leaves] 

  Joe : Goodbye, honey.

  Methos : She'll be back.

  Joe : And how do you know?

  Methos : 'Cause I'm very old and wise. To some day.

  [They clink glasses] 

• Joe : It's a trap, man. Walker's waiting for us. He knows we're coming. I was supposed to shoot you when we get inside. He said he was going to kill Amy!

  Methos : [Gently]  Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

  Joe : But you knew?

  Methos : Of course I knew.

  Joe : Well, how did you know?

  Methos : Joe, you never give a Watcher's first and last name and you couldn't go to them to help and then suddenly one of them's phoning you with information...

  Joe : All right.

  Methos : And whenever you lie, you do this weird thing with your face.

  Joe : What?

  Methos : Well, you go...

  [He twitches his mouth in both directions] 

  Joe : Okay, well that's the last time I play poker with you. Why did you drag this out?

  Methos : I'm easily amused.