- Grandpa: Sounds like young Arnold's got another one of his complex labyrinthine conundrums of a boyhood problem.
- Arnold: So is there a moral to this?
- Gerald Johanssen: Yeah, stay in school and pray that it's carnival day.
- Arnold: It's not much of a moral, is it?
- Gerald Johanssen: How about, don't wear fake beards or you'll get arrested?
- Arnold: No, that's no good.
- Gerald Johanssen: Stay away from Buddy Love movies?
- Arnold: Hmm. Closer, but that's not it, either.