- Angel: I'm homesick. I miss Ohio. I miss Mom. I miss Dad. I miss Pokey, the parakeet.
- Animal: That parakeet's been dead for ten years.
- Angel: And you don't find that sad?
- Animal: I'll tell you what's sad. Breaking a date for three weeks in a row with Sally Cooper just so we can bring home some extra work. Now that's sad.
- Angel: In my opinion, Sally Cooper is a slut.
- Animal: I happily share that opinion.