Melissa Blake: Excuse me, but doesn't it worry anyone that the god of war is REAL?
Jerry Patrick Brown: I find it kind of comforting, myself.
Liz Friedman: I wonder if he's interested in his own spinoff.
Paul Robert Coyle: There's something really funny going on around here.
Liz Friedman: Not in this episode, there isn't.
Ares: And I've always wanted to say this, but... you will never work in this town again!
Norma Bates: Let's go!
B.S. Hollingfoffer, Studio Head: You haven't seen the last of me! Wherever there is television, there will always be B.S!
Kevin Sorbo: [sotto voce] You got that right!