Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Shaggy Busted (2002)

Erik Richter: Cop, Prisoner #2, Dog

Quotes 

• Velma Dinkley : [regarding Shaggy and Scooby-Doo]  I know the way it looks, Mr. Birdman, but that's just the way they are.

  Daphne : Yeah. they always act that way.

  Peanut : [ogling Daphne]  Oooo. Sprechen Sie sexy...

  Harvey Birdman : So you mean to tell me they weren't...

  Guard : [walking through scene]  Hi.

  Fred Jones : Nope. They're just stupid.

• [Shaggy and Scooby are driving down the road in the Mystery Machine playing loud music and with smoke emanating from the van. A cop pulls them over] 

  Shaggy Rogers : [peeking head out the window as the cop approaches; to a giggling Scooby]  Will you be cool, man?

  [We now see the scene from a live-action squad car camera; the footage is captioned] 

  Cop : Turn the music off.

  Shaggy Rogers : Sure thing, officer.

  Cop : Where you headed tonight?

  Shaggy Rogers : Like there's this green monster, officer, sneaking around at the old cotton mill, we're headed out there to meet the gang and, like, try to catch it.

  [laughs] 

  Cop : A green monster?

  Shaggy Rogers : [laughs]  Yeah! A real fattie, man!

  Cop : Uh, you were driving a little erratic back there.

  Scooby-Doo : [over Shaggy laughing]  Reah, rokay.

  Cop : Just step out of the van, please.

  Shaggy Rogers : Punch it!

  [the Mystery Machine pulls away quickly. The cop takes his gun and begins firing in that direction]