- Richie Cunningham: What's in the box, Fonz?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: My engagement rings.
- Richie Cunningham: You give girls engagement rings?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey, don't be silly. They give 'em to me!
- Richie Cunningham: Fonzie, would you shut up?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Fonzie, shut up? Fonzie, shut up? Why don't you just say, Fonzie, would you remove all my teeth? It's the same result!
- Marion Cunningham: [to Joanie] The police are after Fonzie! Run out and up the stairs and tell him he'd better take it on the lam!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Let me tell you something. Five minutes in a uniform can wipe out 20 years of cool.