- Richie Cunningham: Remember the other day I was telling you about me and Mary Lou Milligan? Well, the fact is... I played chess.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: You played with her chest?
- Richie Cunningham: My friend lied to everybody about a girl.
- Howard Cunningham: Oh. Well, it's obvious that the lie is bothering him, and he ought to go back and tell the truth.
- Richie Cunningham: To everybody? I mean, even Fonzie?
- Howard Cunningham: What's a Fonzie?
- Richie Cunningham: So I told all the guys I lied. Except Fonzie, and I'll tell him today.
- Mary Lou Milligan: That's funny.
- Richie Cunningham: Funny? What's funny?
- Mary Lou Milligan: The boys are always saying I did things with them, and you said I didn't.
- Richie Cunningham: But we didn't. You mean you didn't with the other guys either?
- Mary Lou Milligan: No. Just kissing. I like to kiss.
- Richie Cunningham: And you don't mind what everybody says about you?
- Mary Lou Milligan: Who listens?