Richie Cunningham: [testing Fonzie's wilderness knowledge] What side of the tree does moss grow on?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Rich, who cares?
Richie Cunningham: You're always the leader, this time I want to be the chief.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Fine, you be the Chief, I'll be an Indian, you say jump and I'll say HOW-high?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I'm going in the tent. I came up here with a girl and I'm going to sleep with three grown men that smell like wet wool.
Richie Cunningham: Check the area for any litter. This is your campground, keep it clean.
Potsie Weber: WHAT LITTER? The rain just washed everything halfway to Mexico!
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Malph, I want to ask you a question since you're the college man... what do bears eat?
Ralph Malph: Oh this oughtta be a good one. I don't know, what DO they eat?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What're you asking me for?
Ralph Malph: I thought it was a riddle.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [looks up, nods to Ralph's head] Lightning bolt, right here!